germs

HELLO, GOD AND JUNIOR HIGH STUDENTS WHO DO NOT USE GENERAL GOOD HYGIENE RECOMMENDATIONS? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT I WAS JUST SICK?

on this, the last day of my stomach bug (please God let it be the last day for real) that i received from some over-generous junior high germs, i leave you with a list.

1. ick.

2. i am so glad i clean my toilets regularly.

3. G2 and oyster crackers are a fabulous meal, even if they wouldn't sustain me during a real day.

4. props go to: fry's food for having a sale on many illness-related items, one of our high school leaders for donating hand sanitizer to my cause, Brian for remembering that i need ginger ale when i'm sick, my boss for forcing me to stay home when i didn't want to, and my senior girls for leading our small group while i couldn't be there Wednesday night. OH, and various cable tv networks for constantly giving me episodes of Law and Order: SVU to distract me. thank you, thank you very much.

5. (NO i am not pregnant.) (I AM SERIOUS!)

the end.